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MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @waldekm: Query variables in SharePoint Server 2013 http://t.co/x9dacsUx1W

Mark — Fri, 10 May 2013 12:01:36 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @waldekm: Query variables in SharePoint Server 2013 http://t.co/x9dacsUx1W

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @ibogost: Here’s @tinysubversions’ intervention “Fuck Videogames,” http://t.co/znJTFqqqhY, which is short and worth a read.

Mark — Fri, 03 May 2013 19:12:03 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @ibogost: Here’s @tinysubversions‘ intervention “Fuck Videogames,” http://t.co/znJTFqqqhY, which is short and worth a read.

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT Coffee, illustrated with owls http://t.co/ZaDNCA6kTs (pic)

Mark — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 07:09:59 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT Coffee, illustrated with owls http://t.co/ZaDNCA6kTs (pic)

MarkNeedsCoffee: Try to take ümlauts away from metal bands and hell ensues. https://t.co/X8L2FAqIJh

Mark — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:50:39 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: Try to take ümlauts away from metal bands and hell ensues. https://t.co/X8L2FAqIJh

MarkNeedsCoffee: At last, my blog is now responsive and looks nice on phones. I know I am about 1,5 years too late with this. http://t.co/cXEwCPOKif

Mark — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:19:02 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: At last, my blog is now responsive and looks nice on phones. I know I am about 1,5 years too late with this. http://t.co/cXEwCPOKif

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @Luke_Oatham: Staff have been voting on the new name for the DCMS intranet. The winning name……. Intranet.

Mark — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:46:24 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @Luke_Oatham: Staff have been voting on the new name for the DCMS intranet. The winning name……. Intranet.

MarkNeedsCoffee: We’re looking for a SharePoint/Collaboration expert: http://t.co/X3tm8rRrHR

Mark — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:23:52 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: We’re looking for a SharePoint/Collaboration expert: http://t.co/X3tm8rRrHR

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @ScotHillier: Save yourself a few days of painful reaserch. I just blogged “Uploading Files in SharePoint 2013 using CSOM and REST” h …

Mark — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:48:55 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @ScotHillier: Save yourself a few days of painful reaserch. I just blogged “Uploading Files in SharePoint 2013 using CSOM and REST” h …

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @sbc111: Using the When…Done Pattern with Promises in #SharePoint #SP2013 Apps via @ScotHillier http://t.co/SXZQw5mjIq

Mark — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:58:19 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @sbc111: Using the When…Done Pattern with Promises in #SharePoint #SP2013 Apps via @ScotHillier http://t.co/SXZQw5mjIq

MarkNeedsCoffee: Me: “Could you cut this mini-SIM to micro-SIM?” Vodafone Employee: “Of course…TZZSHUNK…here’s your nano-SIM.”

Mark — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 17:10:07 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: Me: “Could you cut this mini-SIM to micro-SIM?” Vodafone Employee: “Of course…TZZSHUNK…here’s your nano-SIM.”

MarkNeedsCoffee: Trying multiple times to sign in with your work password on your personal device? It’s definitely time to change behavioral settings.

Mark — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:20:37 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: Trying multiple times to sign in with your work password on your personal device? It’s definitely time to change behavioral settings.

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @smashingmag: JSDB: a growing collection of some useful JavaScript libraries – http://t.co/dzXA3i2D1s

Mark — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:34:05 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @smashingmag: JSDB: a growing collection of some useful JavaScript libraries – http://t.co/dzXA3i2D1s

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @SocProf: posted “The Military-Surveillance Complex”: http://t.co/Dc3uMBNA #sociology

Mark — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:47:20 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @SocProf: posted “The Military-Surveillance Complex”: http://t.co/Dc3uMBNA #sociology

MarkNeedsCoffee: I should refrain from adapting plugins of my WordPress installation without proper PHP knowledge. But alas, I will.

Mark — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 13:03:25 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: I should refrain from adapting plugins of my WordPress installation without proper PHP knowledge. But alas, I will.

MarkNeedsCoffee: “You’re a hobbit, another bad hobbit” http://t.co/50cy5Ya1

Mark — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:42:18 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: “You’re a hobbit, another bad hobbit” http://t.co/50cy5Ya1

MarkNeedsCoffee: Removed all traces of java from my system. Now I can’t stop thinking about coffee.

Mark — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:38:33 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: Removed all traces of java from my system. Now I can’t stop thinking about coffee.

MarkNeedsCoffee: How to: Complete basic operations using JavaScript library code in SharePoint 2013 http://t.co/QRfYzX4b

Mark — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:52:50 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: How to: Complete basic operations using JavaScript library code in SharePoint 2013 http://t.co/QRfYzX4b

MarkNeedsCoffee: SP 2013: Using the JSLink property to change the way your field or views are rendered in SharePoint 2013 http://t.co/H6oJQ2TX

Mark — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:04:39 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: SP 2013: Using the JSLink property to change the way your field or views are rendered in SharePoint 2013 http://t.co/H6oJQ2TX

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @sympmarc: Running a SharePoint software company: http://t.co/X2QGmOmc -> GREAT post from @markqjones. Must read.

Mark — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 21:51:25 +0000

MarkNeedsCoffee: RT @sympmarc: Running a SharePoint software company: http://t.co/X2QGmOmc -> GREAT post from @markqjones. Must read.

Upgrading your SharePoint appl…

Mark — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 22:16:08 +0000

Upgrading your SharePoint applications is a weekend job. On the upside, you have the whole office for yourself.

I don’t like punishment and di…

Mark — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 17:51:00 +0000

I don’t like punishment and discipline no more than necessary. Twitter thinks otherwise. http://t.co/bVwApk5s

Question: how much time would …

Mark — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 16:58:25 +0000

Question: how much time would it cost to keep a computer safe and up to date without a working internet connection?

McSweeney’s Internet Tendenc…

Mark — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:04:56 +0000

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Poetic Form or Star Trek Villain?: http://t.co/ANXbe2t2

Feedback + Lame Jokes = Hey, G…

Mark — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:12:16 +0000

Feedback + Lame Jokes = Hey, Google Drive! If you had turn-by-turn navigation, name would match functionality.

Defeating mobile browser DOM r…

Mark — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:04:45 +0000

Defeating mobile browser DOM refresh issues in bed – feels like victory.

Just wrote, installed, and tes…

Mark — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:54:00 +0000

Just wrote, installed, and tested my first Android app. Can anyone say ‘Hello World’?

Proposal: If you have the idea…

Mark — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:40:33 +0000

Proposal: If you have an idea, do the grunt work needed to realize it. If not, never think about it again.

The length of power cables for…

Mark — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:47:38 +0000

The length of power cables for mobile devices is always 10cm shorter than the distance from your sofa to the nearest wall socket.

I’m following 123 people on Tw…

Mark — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:12:29 +0000

I’m following 123 people on Twitter. That’s 3/4 of a Ramones intro.

When your legacy is an outboar…

Mark — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:01:27 +0000

When your legacy is an outboard memory store: http://t.co/RXAeG7H

Craving for coffee after 19.00…

Mark — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:45:09 +0000

Craving for coffee after 19.00 pm? Uh Oh…

Wondering if the Unity desktop…

Mark — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:32:12 +0000

Wondering if the Unity desktop interface is worth downloading the new Ubuntu version. Yes, methinks.

Curiously, when listening to w…

Mark — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:33:56 +0000

Curiously, when listening to web radio, I always end up at the soma.fm covers station. Must be a decontextualizing habit.

Today would be a good day to c…

Mark — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 16:35:57 +0000

Today would be a good day to celebrate the metric system.

Correction: I fear for her lif…

Mark — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 20:46:54 +0000

Correction: I fear for her life or, at least, some of her limbs.

The wife really gets excited w…

Mark — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 20:45:28 +0000

The wife really gets excited when playing with our new Wii (we’re late starters, I know). I fear for my life or, at least, some of my limbs.

I’d like being the Werner Herz…

Mark — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 19:18:33 +0000

I’d like being the Werner Herzog of Powerpoint, but alas http://bit.ly/cUgXLu

Streaming the new Weezer album…

Mark — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:27:25 +0000

Streaming the new Weezer album, which is unabashedly solid. I too will some day cut my critics down to size.

How come the main paradigma of…

Mark — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:11:40 +0000

How come the main paradigma of commercial news media seems to be made of blood, sweat and tears?

I remember a time when ‘dirty …

Mark — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:12:42 +0000

I remember a time when ‘dirty deeds done dirt cheap’ didn’t mean doing the dishes.

The mustang is tamed: http://r…

Mark — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:26:48 +0000

The mustang is tamed: http://ringamfinger.marksimon.de/

Dear A1, your wonky DNS server…

Mark — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:01:59 +0000

Dear A1, your wonky DNS servers are not appreciated.

Upgraded to Lucid Lynx.

Mark — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:04:23 +0000

Upgraded to Lucid Lynx.

@markmorrell Governance can be…

Mark — Mon, 17 May 2010 20:08:43 +0000

@markmorrell Governance can be done in SP2007, but requires much planning (& failures), I expect SP2010 won’t free you from that.

I just saw two identical twins…

Mark — Fri, 07 May 2010 11:00:23 +0000

I just saw two identical twins in identical suits. They were fifty year old businessmen.

Anybody twittering about #otcd…

Mark — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:40:24 +0000

Anybody twittering about #otcdmuc who is not from OT and/or a (2.0-social-and-whatnot) marketeer? Hands up.

Brand new windshield! Yay! Inc…

Mark — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:54:01 +0000

Brand new windshield! Yay! Included were new wipers, a vacuumed interior and two free coffees.

Discovered a huge crack in the…

Mark — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 16:36:00 +0000

Discovered a huge crack in the windshield of our car today. Am now grounded til it gets fixed Tuesday. Who says insurance doesn’t pay?

As a swabian I am quite famili…

Mark — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:45:05 +0000

As a swabian I am quite familiar with diminutives, but “Gutes Tagele” even beats me.

Troubleshooting is figuring ou…

Mark — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:06:30 +0000

Troubleshooting is figuring out mutual dependencies between man, machine and the mysterious realm amongst them.